Let's Throw Him Under a Bus

The masters of blatant hypocrisy, conservative Republicans, want poor Larry disappeared faster than Mark Foley can check into a rehab center.



Mitt Romney's campagn website took down Senator Craig's endorsement a hour after the story broke about the Senator's funny business in a bathroom stall. Right wing bloggers and talking heads are calling for him to resign the Senate. Poor Larry is becoming radioactive. It's hard to find anyone willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Isn't funny that David Vitter, caught in the DC Madam debacle, didn't receive the same treatment by his fellow right wingers? Allegedly, little David frequented houses of ill repute in DC and New Orleans and had a particular fascination for diapers. Why is Larry's fall from grace more worrisome to the conservative brotherhood than David's sordid trysts?

It is rather obvious. In the right wing pecking order of sinful behavior, homosexual sex is far worse than paying for hetero sex. A virile hetero man can make mistakes and ask for forgiveness from his God and family particularly if he only strayed into another pasture. If Senator Craig is gay, he is no longer welcome on the farm! Homophobia reigns supreme among these Republican crazies.

Poor Larry will have to disappear just like Mark did. After all, there are no spots available for gays in Heaven or in the Republican Party.