The Amazing Power of African Americans!

Florida State Representative Bob Allen (R-of course) was caught trolling for a same sex encounter. Earlier this month he was arrested at Veteran's Memorial Park in Titusville for soliciting an undercover male officer inside the restroom after offering to perform oral sex for $20.

Allen, who also served as the McCain campaign's co-chairman in Florida, has decided that he would come out of this scandal looking better if he is perceived as a racist rather than as a homosexual.

State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer in a public restroom and the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

Large groups of black males intimidated Mr. Allen so much he felt compelled to offer his services for oral sex! It truly is amazing how many special powers African Americans possess. They can compel most white people to do anything. Here are some other examples:

Oprah Winfrey is known to have such amazing powers that millions of white people turn on their TVs in the afternoon to watch Oprah tell them how to live their lives, how to lose weight and what books to read!

Condoleezza Rice is known to have such amazing powers that she actually can hold W's attention on one subject for more than 5 minutes.

Tiger Woods (almost African American) is known to have such amazing powers that he has hordes of upper middle class white males follow him around every Saturday and Sunday for hours. And they must remain silent!

Barrack Obama (more African American than Bill Clinton) is known to have such amazing powers that he can ask white people for money and they eagerly hand over millions of dollars for the pleasure of hearing his voice.

Michael Jackson (not African American anymore!) WAS known for his amazing powers to induce white people to pay him millions of dollars for his recordings and his concerts. Unfortunately, Mr. Jackson has become so intimidated by little, white people that he no longer has those powers.

Yes, there is clear evidence that African Americans have amazing power over white people. No wonder white people are completely helpless when it comes to figuring out why African Americans are 38% more likely to receive the death penalty than whites.

-Or that that African Americans have twice the rate of infant mortality than whites.

-Or that black children are twice as likely not to be covered by health insurance than white children (Hispanic children still remain nearly three times as likely to be uninsured as white children).

-Or that African Americans are twice as likely to be victims of violent crime than whites.

Next time I need help, I won't ask a white person. They clearly are victims here.