The Way to Save America's Soul Starts at the Cruise Ship Buffet Line

When I have a mental block and the old grey matter doesn’t seem to be running on all cylinders, I always have my friends at WorldNetDaily.Com to bail me out! They are a life-blood to all neo-liberal, quasi-satirists who depend on easy marks!

WorldNetDaily is promoting a cruise for like-minded readers and fellow travelers. They do have their special way to market their event:

“The internal challenge…. is a cultural conflict over worldviews with the vestige of the Christian culture that shaped American history under siege from ultra-secularism, multiculturalism and moral relativism.

Is America doomed? Is there a way to reverse course? Can America emerge triumphant, again, as it has so often throughout its history?”

Sounds rather ominous? A bit apocalyptic? A dire situation? There is hope. Let’s cruise!

“Few places on earth are more conducive to relaxation – and clear thinking – than the islands of the Caribbean. Perhaps it's the light, tropical breezes that gently soothe the soul. Or the warm waters and warm receptions that await you on every shore. WorldNetDaily guests will be transported to the highest level of luxury and comfort as you are pampered aboard the five-star Holland America Westerdam.”

I can’t think of a better way to defeat the demonic duo of secularism and relativism than a nice cruise through the Caribbean! Are we doomed? Let’s go to the cocktail party! Can America reverse course? Pass the cocoa butter!

I really like their attitude. Most folks confronted with the demise of our country would convert their wealth to gold coins, put on their camouflage and head for Idaho. Not our friends at WND. These very difficult times call for extraordinary measures-a five star cruise around the blue waters of the Caribbean.

Only in America, can we spend an entire week obsessing about the corruption and degradation of our culture being pampered and cajoled on a cruise ship. Tough duty. And you know, they have been sponsoring the “Taking America Back” Cruise Package for 10 years. Who said prophecies of doom and gloom are not good business?

I do admire those who truly have the courage of their convictions. Fighting for America’s soul on a cruise ship is a good start. Perhaps they will ratchet up the pressure. Next year’s effort to save America may include a wild weekend in Las Vegas. I’m sure the secularists and relativists are waking in their boots.