Little John's Laws of Political Stuntatry

As the Presidential campaign moves ever closer to Election Day, the American voting public is getting a substantive overview of Little John's Laws of Political Stuntatry. These Political Maxims are Little John's rules for political engagement. Stunts are indicative of either a very desperate campaign or political genius. Here are a few more examples out of Little John's playbook we can anticipate in the final four weeks.

Little John will declare himself a Prisoner of War of the Eastern Establishment Elite and force himself to spend a weekend at the Plaza Hotel in NYC only ordering out of the Room Service Menu.

Governor Sarah Palin will convert to Judaism so that she doesn't have to answer questions about her past involvement with the fundamentalist church that promulgates attacks on witchcraft, spouts end of times theology or young earth beliefs.

Little John will show his toughness as a leader by arm wrestling with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Best two out of three.

Little John will ask to delay Election Day because most Americans are not adequately prepared to vote by then. We need one more year of endless campaigning.

Little John will request that the Electoral College not count the electoral votes from California. The state is so geologically unstable that most voters are incapable of making rational decisions.

Little John will make a surprise appearance on "Dancing with the Stars" and do a waltz with Ann Coulter.

Little John will go to St. Louis and take over as Coach of the Rams, the worst football franchise in the NFL, until they win a game.

Little John will announce a moratorium on negative campaigning and immediately declare that the Barack Obama is not qualified to be President because he is a closeted Muslim.

Sarah Palin will participate in the Vice Presidential Debate but will only respond to questions with passages from the New Testament.

Little John may not know economics. He may not know much about human behavior. He definitely doesn't know anything about the internet. But Little John know the Laws of Political Stuntatry!