This is a CNN Breaking News Story!

Wolf Blitzer: “Scientists at NASA are reporting that a large meteor is only half a million miles away from the earth. They predict that there is a 78% likelihood that this meteor will hit the earth sometime in the next 36 to 50 hours. It could mean that life on this planet may end in a massive explosion and conflagration!!”

“We ask our resident experts what this means for the future of our planet and humankind.”





James Carville: “Well, Wolf, I believe the Democrats have missed a great opportunity to blame the Republicans for getting us into this mess. Who was in charge when this meteor decided to collide with the earth? Spending time finding ways to save humanity is just a big waste of time. Once again it shows that the Democrats don’t have a backbone for a real political fight.”

Mary Matalin: “This is exactly why American voters know that when this nation is under attack you must turn to the Republican Party. Life as we know may end in the next two days, but John McCain would never back down. He has the courage to confront this crisis head-on.”

Chuck Todd: “I must agree with Mary. Voters in those crucial swing states of Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania continue to tell us in their polling results that they want someone who is a real leader. This could be trouble for the Obama campaign in the very near future.”

Sean Hannity: “David Ayers. Terrorist fist bump. Rev. Jeremiah Wright, closet Muslim, supporter of infanticide, angry black woman,……”



David Gergen: “ I think my colleagues are missing the point. This crisis is not about being a Republican or a Democrat. It’s about giving the American people something to believe in. They are tired of the histrionics and partisan bickering. They want their elected officials to do something for them. What we need is a bi-partisan commission established to study this crisis and make recommendations to the President that are in the interests of all Americans.”

Howard Kurtz: “As an analyst of media, I find it astonishing that not one of these pundits grasp the dire nature of this crisis. The world as we know it may end in a few short hours and we are talking about political advantage! The truth is this meteor isn’t a Republican or a Democrat. We need to find a way to report how the world end’s without our political biases showing. This crisis demands objectivity.”

Wolf Blitzer: “Thank you all for your analyses. We have to take a commercial break now. When we come back, the question I will pose to our guests is, once the meteor hits the earth which party, the Democrats or the Republicans, will see the most immediate benefits?”