Former Prisoner of War

Update I: Big John's comments on the Tonight Show. Unbelievable!!! What can I say? He continues to parody himself.

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,”

How many times do John McCain's syncophants insert the four words "former prisoner of war" as they defend their candidate?

Here are a few that many political junkies haven't heard.

John McCain, former prisoner of war, always washes his hands after visiting the men's room.

As a former prisoner of war, John McCain never forgets Mother's Day.

John McCain, a former prisoner of war, always eats his vegetables.

John McCain's first wife has forgiven him for cheating on her because, you know, he was a former prisoner of war.

John McCain can change his mind on any policy issues because he was-a former prisoner of war.

John McCain can be excused for being occasionally confused or befuddled because he was a former prisoner of war.

Flossing one's teeth is an important daily ritual for John McCain, a former prisoner of war.

Lobbying for Charles Keating, Jr. was a mistake but understandable given than John McCain was a former prisoner of war.

Asking his wife Cindy to take part in the Buffalo Chip Beauty Contest was a good opening line at the Sturgis Rally because you and I know that Big John WAS a former prisoner of war!!!

I am sure you can up with some of your own examples.