8/29/08

Building a New GOP Coalition

Update I: The new revelations about Governor Palin's husband and daughter just reinforce many of the prejudices of the lower 48 voters. I always thought Alaska was similar to Tennessee just with more snow. I have this vision of the Vice President's Mansion, One Observatory Circle, having old washing machines and rusted out snowmobiles scattered across the front lawn.

Now I learn that Governor Palin once was an active member of the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP). It's a tad late, but the AIP apparently wanted to secede with Jefferson Davis. Here's Ms. Palin, as Governor of Alaska, offering greetings to a recent AIP Meeting.



I guess there are some Alaskans who are kind of sad they missed the "good olde days" of the 19th Century secessionists. Maybe they haven't heard that the Confederacy lost the war. News must travel rather slowly to Alaska. Perhaps the internet tubes Senator Ted Stevens use get frozen much of the year.

Yes, the choice has been made. Big John has selected Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. I guess Karl Rove's ongoing effort to create a new Republican majority is taking on a new appearance. Perhaps the GOP has given up on young voters, Hispanics and African Americans. They are asking caribou, polar bears and lots of mosquitoes to stand with the GOP in this Presidential election. Do they vote in Alaska?

Another more serious reaction: I find it rather insulting that the Republican masterminds believe that disaffected Hillary women will jump ship and vote for a unknown former beauty queen from Alaska with a very conservative voting record on all the key social issues. One more Supreme Court Republican appointee and women will lose reproductive rights. Does anyone believe Hillary voters will let that happen?

8/26/08

This is a CNN Breaking News Story!

Wolf Blitzer: “Scientists at NASA are reporting that a large meteor is only half a million miles away from the earth. They predict that there is a 78% likelihood that this meteor will hit the earth sometime in the next 36 to 50 hours. It could mean that life on this planet may end in a massive explosion and conflagration!!”

“We ask our resident experts what this means for the future of our planet and humankind.”





James Carville: “Well, Wolf, I believe the Democrats have missed a great opportunity to blame the Republicans for getting us into this mess. Who was in charge when this meteor decided to collide with the earth? Spending time finding ways to save humanity is just a big waste of time. Once again it shows that the Democrats don’t have a backbone for a real political fight.”

Mary Matalin: “This is exactly why American voters know that when this nation is under attack you must turn to the Republican Party. Life as we know may end in the next two days, but John McCain would never back down. He has the courage to confront this crisis head-on.”

Chuck Todd: “I must agree with Mary. Voters in those crucial swing states of Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania continue to tell us in their polling results that they want someone who is a real leader. This could be trouble for the Obama campaign in the very near future.”

Sean Hannity: “David Ayers. Terrorist fist bump. Rev. Jeremiah Wright, closet Muslim, supporter of infanticide, angry black woman,……”



David Gergen: “ I think my colleagues are missing the point. This crisis is not about being a Republican or a Democrat. It’s about giving the American people something to believe in. They are tired of the histrionics and partisan bickering. They want their elected officials to do something for them. What we need is a bi-partisan commission established to study this crisis and make recommendations to the President that are in the interests of all Americans.”

Howard Kurtz: “As an analyst of media, I find it astonishing that not one of these pundits grasp the dire nature of this crisis. The world as we know it may end in a few short hours and we are talking about political advantage! The truth is this meteor isn’t a Republican or a Democrat. We need to find a way to report how the world end’s without our political biases showing. This crisis demands objectivity.”

Wolf Blitzer: “Thank you all for your analyses. We have to take a commercial break now. When we come back, the question I will pose to our guests is, once the meteor hits the earth which party, the Democrats or the Republicans, will see the most immediate benefits?”

8/18/08

Former Prisoner of War

Update I: Big John's comments on the Tonight Show. Unbelievable!!! What can I say? He continues to parody himself.

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,”

How many times do John McCain's syncophants insert the four words "former prisoner of war" as they defend their candidate?

Here are a few that many political junkies haven't heard.

John McCain, former prisoner of war, always washes his hands after visiting the men's room.

As a former prisoner of war, John McCain never forgets Mother's Day.

John McCain, a former prisoner of war, always eats his vegetables.

John McCain's first wife has forgiven him for cheating on her because, you know, he was a former prisoner of war.

John McCain can change his mind on any policy issues because he was-a former prisoner of war.

John McCain can be excused for being occasionally confused or befuddled because he was a former prisoner of war.

Flossing one's teeth is an important daily ritual for John McCain, a former prisoner of war.

Lobbying for Charles Keating, Jr. was a mistake but understandable given than John McCain was a former prisoner of war.

Asking his wife Cindy to take part in the Buffalo Chip Beauty Contest was a good opening line at the Sturgis Rally because you and I know that Big John WAS a former prisoner of war!!!

I am sure you can up with some of your own examples.

8/13/08

I Wonder if There is an Applebee's in Oahu?

On NPR, Cokie Roberts asserted that Sen. Barack Obama's vacation to Hawaii "makes him seem a little bit more exotic," and characterized Hawaii as "a somewhat odd place to be doing it," despite also asserting, "I know that he is from Hawaii, he grew up there, his grandmother lives there." Roberts previously criticized Obama on ABC's This Week, stating that Obama's vacation in Hawaii "has the look of him going off to some sort of foreign, exotic place."

These inside beltway pundits try so desperately to connect to the working stiffs who live in the nether regions of the USA. Cokie’s silly comments mirror an assertion by the NY Times op-ed contributor, David Brooks, when he lamented that Obama was so elitist, he would never be caught at the salad bar at an Applebee’s Restaurant. Sadly, little Davy hasn’t been to an Applebee’s. If he dined there like the great mass of the American electorate, he would know that Applebee’s doesn’t offer a salad bar.

Cokie lives with her family in Bethesda, MD. According to the 2000 Census, Bethesda is the best-educated city in the United States of America with a population of 50,000 or more. 79% of residents 25 or older have bachelor's degrees and 49% have graduate or professional degrees. The median income for a household is $99,102, and the median income for a family was $130,160. Eighty-six percent of all residents were white. For the vast majority of Americans, Bethesda seems a little “exotic.”

David, the resident reasonable conservative at the NY Times, lives in Montgomery County, Maryland. Montgomery County in Maryland is situated just north of Washington, D.C. and southwest of Baltimore. It is one of the most affluent counties in the nation, and has the highest percentage (29.2%) of residents over 25 years old that hold an advanced degree. I don’t believe there is an Applebee’s near Davy’s gated home.

I wonder where Davy and Cokie vacation? I do not believe I would find them in Pigeon Forge, TN riding the roller coaster at Dollywood. Or at the Harley Davidson Rally in Sturgis, SD sharing tips with other hog owners. Perhaps they stayed home to show their solidarity with nearly 67% of Americans who are not going anywhere this summer.

I continue to chortle when these highly-paid, insulated pundits believe they can “channel” the feelings and views of those who live outside the affluent neighborhoods ringing Washington, DC. They are clueless. I keep thinking about Joan Rivers description of ‘roughing it.” Roughing it for her means ordering a meal via room service and actually eating it!

8/1/08

As the McCain Campaign Becomes more Audacious, Johnny Boy Looks Smaller and Smaller.

Update 8/5/08

The attack dogs are at it again. Obama has tried extremely hard to avoid the pitfalls of past candidates who are of color. He emphasizes self-improvement, taking personal responsibility, and moving beyond traditional racial barriers. In many ways this message has resonated with a broad swath of voters. Using the Rovian approach, this is the perfect time to attack his apparent strength with another festering earworm.

In Lindsey Graham's comments on the Sunday Fox News Vomitoriam, he insinuated that Obama was implying that McCain is racist. Graham went on to say, "...there's no doubt in my mind that what Senator Obama is trying to suggest -- that he's a victim of something."

Alluding to Obama calling McCain a racist and claiming victimhood is the new Republican earworm. They were holding on to this one for just right time to unload it. And they just did. This earworm will be repeated and repeated by as many McCain surrogates until it loses any air time cache. Graham and the other minions know that many white folks just "love" it when black people claim that other whites are racist and black people are victims.

Again, Obama has never uttered any statements like this. It doesn't matter. The earworm is burrowing its way through the political discourse. Tom Daschle on the same program had to stop and actually say in response, "Barack Obama does not believe John McCain is a racist." This is the attack the jugular politics in the Turd Blossom Universe we should only expect more of in the near future.

Here is a recent post by John Fund from the Wall Street Journal: “The Terminator's Terminator (Steve Schmidt -- McCain's new operations manager).” “The John McCain campaign ... installed Steve Schmidt, until now an ultra intense counselor to the campaign, as its operations manager. Mr. Schmidt has a reputation for ruthless efficiency, a take-no-prisoners campaign style and the ability to inspire confidence in subordinates. Karl Rove once dubbed him "The Bullet," a reference to both the shape of his shaved head and his lethal impact when deployed against opponents….”

Steve and many other alumni of Young Republicans cut their campaigning teeth under the tutelage of the great “Turd Blossom.” Schmidt’s ruthless approach to attacking Obama for his celebrity status is classic Rovian politics. You find your opponents greatest strength and build a false narrative that casts doubts about that candidate’s perceived attribute. As you remember, Rove and his minions painted Al Gore as a boaster and braggart. They Swift-boated John Kerry’s Vietnam War experience. Rove gave a glimpse of the new McCain attack on Obama in a recent speech. He was quoted talking with some Republicans operatives recently saying that Obama “was coolly arrogant… He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette, that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

Is this a legitimate characterture of Barack Obama? Not really. It doesn’t matter in the Rovian world of political mudslinging. You start with a basic premise to attack and discount the perceived strengths of your opponent with innuendo, half-truths, and in many instances, fabrications. You have your talking heads fertilize the 24-hour news cycle with same narrative and character assassinations. In a short time, the pundits and political reporters start asking questions to fill their newspaper columns or airtime. Are these legitimate attacks on Obama? Is he pompous, presumptuous, and full of hubris? Regardless if the attacks are amoral and baseless, they have succeeded. They are earworms that fester their way into the infected realm of contemporary political dialogue. Often these earworms are packaged in a manner to resonant with many of our deeply rooted prejudices.

Rove and most Republicans control the prevailing discourse not because they have better ideas. They understand how to exploit the media’s insatiable need for news and controversy. Repeating false narratives over and over again gets as much attention as real news. Most viewers and listeners cannot discern the differences. Just poll most Americans even today and ask them if Saddam Hussein was responsible for the 9-11 terrorists attacks. How many times did Republican members of congress repeat the lie that Hurricane Katrina didn’t damage our oil drilling efforts in the Gulf? Or that the Chinese were drilling for oil of Cuba’s coastline. Steve Colbert labeled these political polemics at “truthiness.” I called them lies, lies damnable lies!

As these attacks or false narratives increase in ferocity, John McCain’s candidacy becomes less relevant. What are his views on the economy, illegal immigration, global warming? He just has to appear as the candidate that is not Obama. Schmidt’s winning coalition of voters includes those crazies on the extreme right of his party and “low information voters” that will go out in troves to vote against an arrogant Muslim president and independents who begin to doubt Obama’s overall character. Once the earworms grow and infect the political discourse, he wants to discourage other potential voters from voting at all. By debasing the election, he hopes to reduce turnout. This has worked in past elections.

This political strategy does have a downside. John McCain, the maverick, becomes an empty suit. This was most evident recently when McCain told ABC News that payroll taxes were not “off the table” to help bolster social security. Immediately after his flip-flop on no new taxes, a spokesperson, Tucker Bounds, essentially dismissed McCain’s pronouncement by stating “…that raising the payroll tax is absolutely out of the question…there is no imaginable circumstance where John McCain would raise payroll taxes. It’s absolutely out of the question.” Apparently, John McCain no longer speaks for the John McCain campaign.