Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

If you look at the picture of the explosion very carefully, you can see the outline of Liberace's face.


'A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."' Ah yes... what a brain trust we have in the Pentagon. An Air Force lab in my own great state of Ohio asked for $7.5 million to perfect a bomb that would inject a particular hormone into our burly fighting men so that they would become more interested in gay sex, Bette Midler movies, and Home and Garden TV and less interested in killing each other. This was just another idea suggested by the great minds in the military to make war less lethal and more like a Senior Prom. If war wasn't so messy and bloody, our military would never have trouble getting all the money they want from the Congress.

I think it also reveals the ignorance of our various military think tanks to presume that men injected with gay hormones would be less aggressive and more apt to send anonymous notes on Craigslist to set up hookups. Most of those researchers haven't been to Smith and Hawkins for their 50% off sale after the Holidays! I have seen a lot metrosexual, quasi-sexual and homosexual men throwing some mean elbows there to buy that last piece of artificial, but tasteful holly!