Sean Knows Torture, Apparently I Don't!

Poor Sean Hannity has boxed himself into a corner. Last Sunday night, Charles Grodin asked him if he would be willing to be waterboarded. Sean, without hesitation, said yes. So far I have not heard when Mr. Hannity plans on being strapped down and doused with water in his nostrils and mouth. He indicated he is willing to do it for charity. I for one would be happy to donate a few bucks to his charity of choice to see him actually consent to this sadistic practice.

Frankly, I don’t see it happening very soon. I was wondering though. Sean continues to assert that waterboarding isn’t torture. It is just one element in a varied course of enhanced interrogation techniques. I have come up with a few other enhanced interrogation techniques for Sean if he isn’t willing to be waterboarded. Perhaps he will be willing to submit to one of these:

1. Having his prostate examined by Dr. Phil on his TV program.
2. Cleaning the bathtub drain after former Vice President Cheney has taken a bath.
3. Sorting William Bennett’s dirty laundry into whites and darks.
4. Reading the transcriptions of the divorce proceedings from Newt Gingrich’s three failed marriages on Sean’s TV program.
5. Cleaning out Ann Coulter’s refrigerator.
6. Spending an entire weekend strapped to a chair watching every DVD that features Lindsay Lohan.
7. Sitting all day in Rush Limbaugh’s radio studio after Rush and Sean spent the preceding evening drinking cheap beer and eating baseball park nachos with lots of jalapenos.
8. Inviting Fred Barnes onto his TV program to read his favorite passages from his “best seller,” Rebel in Chief: How George W. Bush Is Redefining the Conservative Movement and Transforming America.
9. Helping Senator Larry Craig design a man cave for his basement.
10. Watching Todd Palin gut and clean a reindeer.

Sean still may believe these are only enhanced techniques. To me, these are all torture!

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/05/01/hannity-chicken/