New Math

To celebrate the arrival of Ann Coulter in Cincinnati today, I thought I would offer up some interesting math problems. She will be speaking at Xavier University this evening.

Here goes:

(Katherine Harris x Michelle Malkin) / Keira Knightley = Ann Coulter

(Roy Cohn x Gary Bauer) / Alan Simpson = Larry Craig

(Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper x Allen Dulles) / H. R. Haldeman = Dick Cheney

(Mark Hanna x Michael Deaver) / Lee Atwater = Karl Rove

(Norman Poderantz x Fred Barnes) / Ari Fleischer = Bill Kristol

(Tom Tancredo x Donald Wildmon) / Edgar (from Men in Black) = Tom DeLay

(Rush Limbaugh x Burt Lancaster as J.J. Hunsecker) / Morton Downey = Bill O'Reilly