Dyno Mite!

An important value of social conservatives is maintaining traditional families. Given that J.J's TV family has broken up, he is now an orphan. Ann Coulter attempting to deflect criticism that she is a heartless, media hungry, demagogue, has adopted J.J. She plans to home school J.J. He will also become her personal food taster since the recent demise of her former adopted son, Bishop T.D. Jakes.